Dr.BomBay

Dr.BomBay, memories of a small retard chinese boy......i remember i used to listen to this song and dance naked, aaaahhh~ good times, good times.......I just downloaded 8 Dr.Bombay songs, its still awesome......but i found out he wasnt indian so was abit disappointed, in ka ku ta town

Last day of holiday

Haih, holiday is gonna end again.I wasnt gonna update my blog anymore but i have noting better to do now.Lately, i have the habit of laughing at retarded ppl and making fun of them. For example:


(i feel sad now)


(as they say "a picture contains a thousand words")

I will try to be nicer to this kind of ppl.I am emo today.Like what daryl, used to be.


(How you've changed)

I visited one of them once.It was so scary man.He keeps trying to talk to me about penises.


(this pic still freaks me out)

My school is full of retards.I really dont know what to do, i am still trying to accept the fact i am also a retard.


(He couldnt understand what i was saying, i think the other guy likes me)

I guess i should end it here.*actual photos of retard were used

Holiday

I am so bored, later i am going to cc.I hope they have call of duty 6.



This made me realise how dumb terminator is.

Alliance of Valiant Arms

This is is now available in ijji.This game use to be in korean server.


This game is so cool, its almost like call of duty (not a rip-off of call of duty 4 cause this game was released earlier) and it is an online game.

For those who cant play call of duty on garena cause its lags, i will suggest u play this game.Its an online game so u can train with different people and also can play with friends.


*boner*


The gameplay is so sexy

I love this online game so i need to put ah lien signs, XD, :) , =p , (-_-) , -_-"'

Hot stuff

We did alot of dares in school, its was sooooo fun and soooo funny but also very disgusting.I enjoyed myself.


This would be so cool if it was real.


What a waste of weapons, wish i had one

Random facts

I was bored so i looked up some facts and there are some really weird facts.

1)Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

2)The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3)When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

4)Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

5)You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

6)Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

7)According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

8)The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

9)Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.

10) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.

11) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

12) Octopus have three hearts.

13) If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange.

14) Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

15)I have a green underwear.

The 2nd one made me laugh.

Random stuff

Today i talk about alot of stuff in school, its was boring yet fun.I found out if u poop in the toilet while eating pudding, its a bad combo.Its like u hear ur own poop sound then u r eating a soft creamy thing and it has the shit smell again, its just wrong.


Pudding....

I found out gurjit knows his wine and beer, Nadine has alot of horny friends and Lau is an asshole.Kenaidy feels sad after being kissed in the back.Peterson lost his virginity to a certain someone.Ransley likes to play the "hold hand" game.Timothy is still timothy.I am scared of my school and i still dun understand football.


Football in my mind

I cant wait for COD 6, its like *cum sound*.Oh and there is halloween 2, i also though the guy was dead but here it is



He took a shot to the head but he is still alive, weird.I watched it and it is weird, he is suppose to be dead man.